"I fell in an Anaconda hole"

On the discussion of whether or not my hiking boots can be saved or need to be doused in gasoline and set on fire (of which I am the only one still arguing for saving) ...
Me: "Well, they got bad when I fell into an anaconda hole up to my waist."
Pause.
Pause.
Bob: "You say these things. These things that I have never heard anyone say in my life. Oh. my shoes stink because i fell into an anaconda hole!"
Pause.
Pause.
Me: "I must have had a good time!"