Is there a “best t-shirt ever” website or award?

Because I saw it.

In the street market in Cheptulu.

Best. Ever.

Remember when lifeguard David Hasselhoff saved someone on "Baywatch" by performing a tracheotomy with a pen knife?! Utterly ridiculous. How was this shirt made?! The bad hair and the shiny leather jacket talking to ... Kitt, his car?!

I wanted to pay her for this shirt.