Kangaroo tails on my seat!

So am driving through the outback in a four wheel drive so tall it feels like a tank and listening to the only station that comes on and it is AM and thank god David Bowie comes in to keep me awake ... and screaming "We are the young Americans!" I look down and remember there are 10 kangaroo tails on the seat.
Just tails. He said bring ten fresh tails.

I laugh that this adventure is always a nonsequitir...

— in Leinster, Western Australia