Ok, you asked for it!

toads in the toilet

Still can't believe I flushed a toilet and toads scrambled up the bowl.

And four more did when I used the OTHER toilet, next door.

When I tell this incredible tale to my Aussie folk here, they give me the "you're talking about buying frozen meat at a grocery store you are so boring" look and say,

"Yeah. We have heaps of toads that live in the toilets here."

what?!

"There's water there. None out here."

Ah. Right.

Here's the proof my escapade, with the rusty bowl parts blacked out. Cuz I like ya.

Only in Australia!