The selfie right before I tried to take the selfie of all animal selfies --- with a cow AND a goat nuzzling either side of my neck.

Too bad I slipped in their fresh poop and down the hill a bit and covered my entire body, shoe to shoulder, including the Nikon with poo.

I feel like the deer ... knew.

AND i missed the photo! The other seven people did not. You out there??? Send me one!

(Photo from Waitomo backpackers, New Zealand)